Second Best Christmas Gift Ever

I blogged about a funny sms I received before.

On Christmas eve at about 12.20 pm, I received this SMS:


My reply was:


Still not knowing what I meant, she responded:


I think she meant "What no show?" because the SITEX IT show was over. So I replied:


This time she got it:


I responded and couldn't resist doing some advertising:


The advertising worked! She promised to check my blog out:


Celine, are you reading this? My colleague said that I should have asked for your address first so that I could just gatecrash the party. Then it would have been my second best Christmas gift ever. (My first is here.) Haha.

I'll Never Receive Your Wedding Invitation Then?

Something funny happened to me yesterday. First, I received an sms from my service provider informing me of a missed call:


The number was not familiar to me so I dialled it on my mobile phone to check its identity. (When you dial a number that is already saved in the address book of your phone, the person's name will be displayed.) Ah, so it was A, someone whom I've not contacted for some time. Immediately after A's identity was displayed on my phone, I aborted the call and typed the following sms:


Not long after the above sms was sent, I received the following sms reply from A:


It was then that I realised that I've earlier forgotten to lock the keypad of my phone. I must have accidentally pressed the buttons that dialled A's number. So I sent another sms to A to apologise and also to tease her:


It was obvious that A didn't have my number saved in her phone. Well, I am not the least offended by that because when people exchange phone numbers, it does not necessarily mean that they must go into each other's phone books. When I change my mobile phone, I will sometimes tidy up the phone book by deleting away contacts whom I seldom call. So I can perfectly understand if my number was not listed in A's phone book.

However, I did not hear from A after the last sms. I am beginning to wonder why A did not reply? Do you think she was embarrassed by my last sms? Was what I said "too much"? Oh no, did I offend someone again? Darn!

Funny Wrong Number SMS-style From "Bob"

Have you ever wondered how a wrong number will play out, sms-style? Today I received an sms from someone called Bob:


Obviously, the sender got the wrong number. So I replied:



Bob was apologetic:



But I was playful as ever:



Since Bob didn't object, this short but funny post was written. Bob, thanks for your silent approval for me to write this post. I hope you don't mind as this is just for fun.