26 December 2008
Our New Attraction
Come experience the Flyer
Relive peeing into a diaper
Or what the hag
Just use a plastic bag
Oh my goodness
What if it's big business?
Why haven't we thought of that?
Er, can drop them into your hat?
Wonder why it's called a "flight"?
'Cos last 7 hours it might
You could have flown to Hong Kong and back
But with us, you just stay put and relak
You may be chosen for an extended stay
If you are, take time to admire the bay
Yes it may seem a little boring for some
But the most exciting part is yet to come
Be treated to a rare acrobatic display
Climbers on the spokes coming your way
While watching entertainment you deserve
Refreshments from the sky we serve
You could have missed it in the army
No, it is not in the itinerary
Something that's called "abseiling"
We assure you it's very exciting
The climbers do not just entertain
In abseiling they did train
Oh so you do have acrophobia?
Just close your eyes and you'll not fear
Eh, why are you complaining?
For only a 35-minute ride you are paying
You get a 7-hour adventure
Anyone would've been thrilled for sure