30 January 2007

Year Of The Pig


Barely 3 weeks more and it will be the Year of the Pig. Everywhere you go, you encounter pigs - on ang pows, in pottery shops, in emails, on blogs, in farms and of course in the office.


A fellow blogger received an email which claims that your drawing of a full pig can tell on your personality. As my motto is Taking Up The Challenge as in the title of my blog, I followed the instructions in her post. This is my drawing (and I didn't cheat, okay?):


So according to the analysis, since I drew the pig in the middle of the paper, I am realistic. (Correct. But actually the paper was too small lah because I drew on an envelope, the nearest thing that I could find on my table.)

My pig faces left so I believe in tradition, am friendly and remember dates, birthdays etc. (Correct. I bring home the bacon, have sex in missionary position and only in the bedroom, makes lots of blogo-friends whom I haven't even met before, and have not been admonished by my wife yet for forgetting our wedding anniversary and her birthday. Er... actually, it is more like she doesn't mind that I forget them. She's one very unusual lady but I like her that way.)

My pig has some details but not a lot, so I am only fairly analytical, cautious and distrustful. It has 4 legs showing that I am secure, stubborn and stick to my ideals. (Secure yes but who would admit to being stubborn?)

The pig has tiny ears which means that I am not a good listener. (That explained why I got bored when Chris sms-ed me to say that his washer died. That was also why I took 1 day to reply him.)

The length of the tail indicates the quality of my sex life and once again the longer the better. (Wow, the tail was so long that it had to curl to avoid going out of the page. True or not? Don't tell you, let you guess, haha.)

But here's a little clue - other than the tail part, I think the rest is just crap.

A Happy Lunar New Year To Everyone.

6 comments:

eastcoastlife said...

Wow! So fast you put up a post liao! You just can't wait to show off, right?

真人不露相, 露相非真人!

Victor said...

Wow! Still up at almost 1.30 am, Jayne? Monitor shares no need to sleep one ah? Do take care of your health ya.

My Chinese is not that kuat. So I don't understand that statement. Can explain or not?

Chris said...

What's the big idea? Pigs in the office? Who exactly are you referring? Huh? Anyway, pig year or not, the pig is always there wat....

What? Sex only in missionary position? And only confined in the bedroom? (sniggering....heheheh) Oh man, you're such a loser, Victor. Not say I want to say one... At your advanced age, you must be more creative mah... do it in the bathtub, under the shower, on the kitchen sink, balcony... have a threesome... whatever that turns you on lah ... Hehehehe...

Took one day to answer my sms still can say you good "listener" some more...

Victor said...

Chris, did you read my post properly or not? I said that I am not a good listener leh.

Why I mentioned only one phrase about sex and you can comment one whole paragraph about it? Confirmed liao, you are obsessed with sex. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

etel said...

GD everything also sex!!!

Victor said...

GNE, please don't generalise and exaggerate, okay? Not happy slap me lor. Or you can report police... oops. Wahahaha.